[Keep moving. Keep moving. That was Toni's mantra. Don't sit down no matter how exhausted you are. If you close your eyes you might not open them again. It was harder and harder as the day progressed. She had a throbbing headache and a festering wound where she caught her leg on a splintered fence post, but she tried her hardest to ignore the pain ( Read more... )

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[Toni's hands trembled as she read the letter. She should have known. Why did she fill that stupid form out? There would be penalties, too. Her talisman was gone, so it wouldn't have anything to do with that. It wasn't explained, but she figured she would find out what they were in due time since killing this man was certainly not an option. She ( Read more... )

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Razor blades. In the turkey.

Really, town? Really? You already forget what I told you before? Let me spell it out for you again, then: You're doing it wrong.

I'm going vegetarian today, I think.

I am so confused, you guys.

Anybody know where I can find some tractors? And instructions on how to repair them?